Not your dad’s dusty joke book (though yes, he’s here too).
This is 2025 humor: curated, fine-tuned, painfully true, and ready to start family feuds in the group chat.
From Yo Mama comebacks to Knock Knock chaos, we’ve got one mission:
give you jokes worth copy-pasting into the group chat before anyone else steals them.
This isn’t a dusty joke book. It’s 2025 humor: messy, fine-tuned, and dangerously shareable. So What are you waiting for? Give us a try using the form above.
Yo Mama Jokes
Introducing the all-new, crafted Yo Mama jokes! A twist to the classic, crafted especially for a modern, social touch of humor. Join us for more Yo Mama Jokes.
Examples:
🤱Yo Mama is so extra, she sends voice notes to the group chat… then immediately types, ‘ignore that.’
👩💻 Yo Mama is so tech-savvy she set screen-time limits on your Hinge account.
⌛️ Yo Mama is so timeless she still gets tagged in Facebook events nobody else RSVP’d to.
💡 Yo Mama is so bright she makes your “new apartment aesthetic” lamp look like a garage sale find.
❄️ Yo Mama is so cool she posted “out of office” on Slack and HR rescheduled the meeting.
🧲 Yo Mama is so magnetic TSA made her remove three friendships at security.
🌸 Yo Mama is so sweet even Starbucks spells her name right without asking.
🌟 Yo Mama’s heart is so big she got flagged for “oversharing” in the family group chat.
🦋 Yo Mama’s cooking is so magical even Uber Eats leaves her a 5-star review.
Want more? We never run out of Yo Mama jokes!
Dad Jokes
Classic dad jokes with an modern twist. Roll your eyes, chuckle or facepalm, our dad jokes guarantee a reaction!
Examples:
“My dad tried to use ChatGPT to write a speech, but it came out in bullet points and he read the asterisks out loud.”
⌚️ What do you call a belt made of watches?
Dad’s retirement plan, because he’s been waiting for years.
💾 How does Dad keep his pants up?
By saying “back in my day” until gravity gives up.
👪💬 Kid: “Can we play hide and seek?”
Dad: “Sure, but I’ve been hiding from Sallie Mae since ‘98. You’re not finding me first.”
❄️ Why was the house cold?
Because Dad declared 68 degrees was “character building.”
🌦️ Why did Dad bring a ladder?
Because the smoke detector beeped once in 2007 and he’s still after it.
🌞🏡 Why don’t we see secrets lying around?
Because Dad hides them under the “miscellaneous cables” box in the garage.
🌞🧼😂 Why don’t we trust stairs?
Because they creak louder than Dad getting up from the recliner.
Groan-worthy, isn’t it? Keep coming back for more Dad-Jokes galore.
Mother’s Day Jokes
Celebrate the wonder of moms with our hilarious Mother’s Day jokes! Perfect to make her day even brighter.
Examples:
I told my mom I couldn’t afford therapy. She said, ‘No worries, I’ll just guilt you for free.’
🌼 What did the flower say to its mom?
“Thanks for the sunlight, but you also gave me your anxiety.”
💻 Why was the computer mom proud?
Because one kid built an empire, and the other finally called her back.
📞 Why did the kid call their mom?
Because the therapist said, “Try turning to your mom before turning to wine.”
🎶 What’s every mom’s theme song?
“Don’t Stop Believin’” — usually yelled from the minivan.
📞🙄 Friend: “Why did your mom stop dating?”
Me: “Because she’s already been ghosted by everyone in this house at dinner.”
Make every Mother’s Day memorable with a smile and a chuckle.
Birthday Jokes
Light up any birthday party with these birthday jests!
Examples:
Birthdays are just your body’s way of saying, ‘Congrats, you unlocked another year of back pain.’
🎁 What do you call a birthday party with no cake?
Just an email that should’ve been a meeting.
🕯️ Why didn’t the birthday candles get blown out?
Because Dad started a story with “back in my day” and everyone fell asleep.
🎶 How do people sing Happy Birthday in 2025?
Half the group on key, half filming it for TikTok, nobody washing their hands.
📅 Why did your mom buy you a calendar?
Because your friends forgot last year… and they’ll forget again.
🧒🎂😂 Why don’t kids like birthday cake anymore?
Because cake doesn’t come with a “skip ad” button.
🎂🎉😂 Why aren’t birthdays like software updates?
Because at 30 you can’t “restart later” — you just wake up sore for no reason.
Celebrate another year wiser with our freshly made birthday humor.
Knock Knock Jokes
(Text These at 2AM)
The age-old “Knock Knock” with a digital refresh! Who’s there?
Examples:
🚪 Knock knock.
Who’s there? Spotify. Spotify who?
Spotify Wrapped exposing your sad-girl playlist to your entire carpool.
🚪 Knock knock.
Who’s there? Uber. Uber who?
Uber late… again.
🚪 Knock knock.
Who’s there? Venmo. Venmo who?
Venmo back the $12 I spotted you for “just one drink.”
🚪 Knock knock.
Who’s there? Rent. Rent who?
Rent’s due. Again. Happy new month.
🚪 Knock knock.
Who’s there? Therapist. Therapist who?
Therapist five minutes late, but still charging full price.
🚪 Knock knock.
Who’s there? Jeans. Jeans who?
Jeans so tight I had to RSVP “no” to sitting down.
Whether you’re young or old, our knock-knock jokes are pure gold! Explore even more Knock-Knock jokes for kids.
Chuck Norris Jokes
(Final Boss of the Internet)
Examples:
Chuck Norris doesn’t send emails. Outlook just types ‘yes sir’ and delivers them before he clicks.
👊 Chuck Norris doesn’t need a password.
Netflix just asks, “How many screens, sir?”
🤖 When life gives Chuck Norris a captcha, the internet apologizes for wasting his time.
🔢 Chuck Norris can split the bill evenly, even when Venmo says it doesn’t add up.
😱 People don’t ghost Chuck Norris. Their phones just die out of fear.
😂 Chuck Norris doesn’t walk into therapy. The therapist just cries and waives the copay.
💻👊 When Chuck Norris’s Zoom freezes, everyone else upgrades their WiFi out of respect.
Deez Nuts Jokes
(Still Funny, Sorry) Join in on the viral humor with our take on “Deez Nuts” jokes!
Examples:
😄 What did your phone say about storage?
“Sorry, no more photos — Deez screenshots of your ex already filled me up.”
🤖 Why did the guy go to the nut store?
Because his therapist said, “Maybe try unpacking Deez issues.”
💻 What’s everyone’s favorite midnight snack?
Deez leftovers you swore you’d meal prep with.
🖥️ What did your brain say at 3AM?
“Shut down Deez tabs before I combust.”
🎵 Why did your friend go to the record store?
To pick up Deez breakup playlists she swears are “just for the vibes.”
📱🔌 “Why isn’t my phone charging?”
“Because Deez notifications are sucking the life out of both of us.”
Can’t get enough? Our nutty humor keeps on cracking!
Bad Jokes
The Worse They Are, The Better
Lean in. These are the jokes that are so cursed, they loop back around to genius.
Examples:
🐾 What’s a dad’s favorite pet?
The thermostat — because he pets it more than the dog.
🤧 Why did the roommate keep sneezing?
Because someone Febrezed the couch instead of cleaning it.
🍺 How does your uncle get drunk?
By “just having one” at brunch and then buying a jet ski on Marketplace.
😬 Why was the group chat anxious?
Because someone typed “we need to talk” and didn’t follow up.
💻🔌 Why don’t apartments go on life support?
Because landlords already keep them alive with duct tape and prayer.
👫🤦♀️ Why did the guy break up with his map-obsessed girlfriend?
Because she gave him directions to her heart… with tolls.
Dive deep into the realm of humor where bad is the new good!
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