Dad Jokes Reddit Edition: Groans Worth Upvoting

Dad jokes are unstoppable. 👨 They survived Facebook minion memes, boomer WhatsApp forwards, and now they’re thriving on Reddit in 2025.
The difference? On Reddit, dad jokes aren’t just told by dads — they’re shared, remixed, and upvoted into comedy gold.
Here’s your stash of Reddit dad jokes that are simple, punny, and perfectly built for screenshots.

📈 Reddit’s Favorite Dad Jokes (The Classics That Always Resurface)

• I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
• I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.
• Why don’t graveyards ever get crowded? People are dying to get in.
• I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.
• Reddit staple: “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”

Pullquote:
“Every dad joke is either an eye-roll or an instant upvote.”

💻 Tech Dad Jokes Reddit Loves

• Why don’t programmers like nature? Too many bugs.
• Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
• What did the router say at Christmas? “Happy New Year’s IP.”
• Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.
• Why did the computer go to the doctor? It caught a virus.
• Reddit top comment joke: “404 humor not found.”

Callback: Same as in Reddit Jokes — the internet always recycles itself.

🍔 Food & Kitchen Dad Jokes (Because Reddit Loves Food Memes)

• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
• Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
• Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They crack each other up.
• Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice.
• What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me.
• Dad energy: “Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.”

🏠 Everyday Life Dad Jokes (Straight Out of r/cleanjokes)

• Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
• Why don’t calendars get tired? They’re full of dates.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• Why don’t elevators ever tell good jokes? They work on so many levels.
• Why did the broom show up late? It swept in.
• Reddit dad moment: Commenting “hi hungry, I’m dad” on every food post.

🐶 Animal Dad Jokes (With Yoyo Cameo)

• Why don’t cows have money? Because farmers milk them dry.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
• Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
• Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse.
• What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
• Yoyo’s dad joke: “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.” He insists it’s his.

🛠️ Reddit Workplace Dad Jokes (r/antiwork Style)

• Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a couple of days off.
• Why did the meeting cross the road? To waste time on the other side.
• Boss: ‘You’re late again!’ Me: ‘But I got here as soon as I wanted to.’
• Why don’t staplers ever fight? They’re already attached.
• Why did the computer go to the meeting? To crash it.
• Dad joke upgrade: “Work from home means I work from bed now.”

🎄 Holiday Dad Jokes Reddit Can’t Stop Reposting

• What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.
• Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks.
• Why was the math book sad on Valentine’s Day? Too many problems.
• Why did Santa go to music school? So he could improve his wrapping skills.
• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
• Reddit holiday hack: Posting “sleigh puns” in every Christmas thread.

🎭 Dark Humor (Lite, Reddit-Safe Dad Jokes)

• Why don’t graveyards have Wi-Fi? Too many dead zones.
• Why did the ghost go to the party? Because it had no body to go with.
• Why did the vampire get a job? To make a little fang-change.
• Why don’t skeletons ever call each other? They don’t have the backbone.
• Reddit’s favorite groaner: “Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
• Dad twist: “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”

Explore our full dark side of Reddit Jokes.

⚡ Quickfire: Copy & Paste Karma Harvesters

• Dad jokes are just puns with a parenting license.
• Every Reddit thread is one “I don’t know y” away from dad joke status.
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Dad jokes never end.
• If Reddit had a dad, he’d still be explaining memes from 2012.
• Yoyo’s quickfire: “I’m pawsitive these jokes are funny.”

🌟 Wrap-Up

Dad jokes on Reddit prove one thing: the internet will always have room for groans, puns, and eye-rolls. They’re easy to remember, perfect for comments, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least an upvote).
In 2025, dad jokes aren’t just told at the dinner table — they’re built for threads, screenshots, and even Slack messages that deserved better.

Need more Reddit-approved laughs? Check out our Reddit Jokes for broader meme energy or our Work Jokes if you need a comeback for your next meeting.