Looking for Halloween jokes for kids that are funny without the fright? You’ve come to the right haunted house! 👻
These kid-friendly Halloween jokes are perfect for classroom parties, trick-or-treat nights, or lunchbox laughs. Whether your little monsters love ghosts, skeletons, or witches and vampires, these jokes bring just the right amount of spook — no nightmares, just giggles!
Parents and teachers, consider this your go-to list of Halloween humor that’s 100% family-approved and made to share.
Want even more kid-safe laughs? Check out our kids jokes collection — perfect for any season!
Ghost Jokes That Are Boo-tifully Funny 👻
Ghosts are the heart of Halloween — and these jokes prove they’re more silly than spooky. Perfect for elementary school events, Halloween cards, or a trick-or-treat warm-up before the candy rush.
👻 Why did the ghost go to the party?
He heard it was going to be a boo-last!
👻 What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-scream! And maybe a slice of boo-berry pie after.
👻 Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
👻 What do ghosts say when something’s really cool?
“That’s boo-tiful!”
👻 Where do ghosts like to go trick-or-treating?
Dead ends — the eeriest streets in town!
👻 Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos! (We’re guessing it was just root beer.)
👻 What room doesn’t a ghost use?
The living room, of course — they’re not living!
Love a good haunting? Float over to our full list of ghost puns for more boo-tiful giggles.
Skeleton Jokes That Are Humerus (Get It?) 💀
If your kids think bones are cool, these skeleton jokes are going to tickle their funny bone — literally. They’re simple, punny, and guaranteed classroom favorites.
💀 Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with!
💀 What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone!
💀 What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper — keeping things tidy in the afterlife.
💀 What’s a skeleton’s favorite snack?
Spare ribs!
💀 Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
💀 What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
The living room — just like the ghosts!
💀 How do skeletons call their friends?
On the tele-bone!
Want even more bone-tickling fun? Check out our full skeleton jokes and side-splitting skeleton puns — they’re frighteningly funny for all ages!
Vampire Jokes That Don’t Suck (Well, Maybe a Little) 🧛
Vampire jokes are the lifeblood of Halloween humor! These fang-tastic jokes for kids are full of silly puns and playful word twists — no actual biting involved. Perfect for little Draculas, Hotel Transylvania fans, and anyone who loves a good laugh about bats, blood (banks), or bedtime.
🧛 What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine! (Vampire-approved and totally juicy.)
🧛 Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation!
🧛 What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound, of course. Loyal and spooky!
🧛 What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday after Halloween?
Fangs-giving — extra gravy, extra puns.
🧛 Why do vampires seem sick all the time?
They’re always coffin!
🧛 What do you call a vampire who’s always hungry?
Snackula! The ultimate Halloween snacker.
Sink your teeth into more laughs with our vampire jokes — they’re guaranteed to make kids howl with laughter.
Witch & Wizard Jokes for Magic Lovers 🧙
Calling all little witches, wizards, and spell-casters — these jokes are pure magic! Perfect for fans of Harry Potter, Hocus Pocus, or anyone who believes a broom can be a best friend. Add these to your classroom jokes or Halloween night storytelling for an instant enchantment boost.
🧙 What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese!
🧙 What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling — naturally!
🧙 How does a witch tell time?
With a witch-watch. Always on cauldron time.
🧙 Why did the witch stay in school?
She wanted to improve her hex-am scores!
🧙 What do you call two witches living together?
Broom-mates!
🧙 How do witches keep their hair looking nice?
With scare-spray — wicked volume guaranteed.
For even more bewitching fun, check out our Harry Potter jokes or explore our Halloween jokes collection for every type of little monster.
Pumpkin & Monster Jokes for Everyone 🎃
From jack-o’-lanterns to friendly monsters, these jokes are perfect for keeping the Halloween spirit glowing bright. They’re silly, creative, and great for both classroom parties and cozy nights carving pumpkins at home.
🎃 Why did the jack-o’-lantern cross the road?
It had no guts! (Someone scooped them out.)
🎃 What do you use to fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
A pumpkin patch!
👹 What’s a monster’s favorite cheese?
Muenster, obviously!
👹 What kind of monster loves to dance?
The boogie man — he’s got the best moves.
🧟 Where do zombies go swimming?
The Dead Sea!
👹 Why did Frankenstein go to therapy?
He had too many issues to bolt together!
🎃 What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?
“Use me — I’m gourd-geous!”
For more gourd times, browse our pumpkin jokes and monster humor — both frightfully funny and 100% kid-safe!
Knock-Knock Halloween Jokes (Kids Love These!) 🚪
No list of Halloween jokes for kids is complete without a few classic knock-knock jokes! They’re easy to remember, fun to act out, and a great way to help younger kids learn timing and rhythm in humor. Perfect for trick-or-treat nights, classroom fun, or even bedtime giggles.
🚪 Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry — it’s just Halloween!
🚪 Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you has my candy?
🚪 Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween — don’t you?
🚪 Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
🚪 Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for all the Halloween candy!
Keep the laughter going with our full collection of knock-knock jokes for kids — they’re cute, clever, and always a hit at school or home.
Why Halloween Jokes for Kids Are the Best 🎃
Here’s the secret to why Halloween jokes for kids are so loved: they turn spooky into silly. For little ones, Halloween can sometimes feel a bit too creepy — but a good joke can make the whole season fun again.
Whether you’re a parent leaving a lunchbox note, a teacher planning a Halloween party, or just someone who loves seeing kids laugh, these jokes bring the joy without the jumps.
And beyond the giggles, there’s real value in humor:
Kids learn timing, wordplay, and confidence through jokes. Plus, a child who can tell a solid skeleton pun? That’s the real life of the Halloween party.
These jokes are fun for every age group:
- Preschoolers love the “Boo!” moments.
- Elementary kids can’t get enough puns.
- Even middle schoolers crack a smile (while pretending they didn’t).
Which Halloween joke made your little monsters laugh the hardest?
Share your favorite in the comments and tag a parent or teacher who needs a few laughs for their classroom or party!
If these Halloween jokes made your kids giggle, spread the fun — because Halloween is better when everyone’s laughing.
Looking for more holiday fun?
Check out our Christmas jokes for kids, knock-knock jokes, and year-round kids jokes for endless laughter that never goes out of season.
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