Corn jokes don’t just butter you up—they’re snackable, copy-paste gold. Perfect for group chats, movie nights, or sending to that one friend who still thinks dad jokes are a personality trait. Whether you’re munching on popcorn jokes at the theater or roasting corn at a summer BBQ, these puns will keep the laughs popping.
Scroll, laugh, copy-paste into your group chat—and if you want more tasty humor, don’t miss our bread jokes and potato jokes.
What Is Corn?
Corn (a.k.a. maize) isn’t just dinner—it’s been fueling snacks, memes, and awkward family cookouts for 9,000 years. But you’re not here for a farming lesson… you’re here because corn is the Beyoncé of joke ingredients: always in season, always versatile, always popping.
If history lessons aren’t your thing, check out our funniest jokes instead. But if you’re hungry for some kernels of laughter, keep scrolling.
Corn Puns
What did the corn say to the farmer?
Stop stalking me!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field. (Still better than your LinkedIn endorsements.)
How do you fix a broken corn stalk?
With husk tape—DIY never looked so crunchy.
What do you call a corn cob that tells jokes?
A real pop star. (Spotify Wrapped 2025 is shaking.)
Why did the corn go to the doctor?
It was feeling husky.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of corn?
Popcorn—it keeps them on their toes.
How do you compliment a cornfield?
You’re simply a-maize-ing.
Why did the corn stalk go to the party?
Because it heard it was poppin’.
What did the corn say when it was surprised?
Oh my husk!
Why was the corn mad at the farmer?
Because he was ear-itating.
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A Brief History of Corn
Corn started in Central America about 9,000 years ago, and humans have been obsessed with it ever since—tortillas, movie popcorn, awkward corn mazes where you lose your dignity. Ancient farmers perfected it, explorers spread it, and now it’s in everything from breakfast cereal to fuel.
And yes, it’s also been fueling bad puns since the first dad said “a-maize-ing.”
Hungry for more history-meets-humor? Try our farm jokes or cow jokes—country classics with less homework.
Corn on the Cob Jokes
Corn on the cob isn’t just for summer BBQs—it’s also prime pun material. These one-liners are snackable enough to text your friends while you’re waiting in line for actual street corn.
Why did the corn go to college?
Because it wanted to become a kernel of knowledge.
What do you call a corn cob’s workout routine?
Kernel fitness—always working on that husk.
How did the corn get promoted?
It really ear-ned it.
What do you call a corn cob’s love letter?
Popcorn poetry.
Why did the corn go to therapy?
It had kernel anxiety—it was all husked up.
What’s a corn cob’s favorite dance move?
The pop and lock.
Why did the corn stalk break up with the sunflower?
It needed space to husk on its own.
What’s a corn cob’s favorite sport?
Field hockey—it’s got the perfect field for it.
How does corn greet its friends?
With a corny hello.
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Corny Dad Jokes
Popcorn is basically the dad joke of snacks—predictable, a little corny, but still everyone’s favorite at the movies.
Why did the popcorn go to the movies?
To see the kernel attraction.
How does popcorn propose?
With a kernel ring.
What’s popcorn’s favorite type of music?
Pop hits.
Why did the popcorn bring a flashlight to the party?
Because it wanted to pop in and say hi.
How does popcorn get around?
It just pops in and out of places.
What do you call a popcorn that won’t stop talking?
A kernel blabbermouth.
How does popcorn like to travel?
In a pop-up camper.
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Corn Maze Jokes
Nothing screams fall like getting lost in a corn maze, regretting your life choices, and still laughing at puns. Here’s your maze survival kit of jokes.
Why did the scarecrow start a band in the cornfield?
Because the corn stalks had great rhythm.
How do you tell the difference between a cornfield and a football field?
The cornfield has more ears.
What do you call a cornfield with a sense of humor?
A-maize-ing.
Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder to the cornfield?
Because the stalks were reaching new heights.
What did one corn stalk say to the other?
I’m all ears.
Why did the corn stalk enter a talent show?
Because it had some truly a-maize-ing moves.
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Popcorn Jokes
Popcorn isn’t just a snack—it’s a whole personality. These jokes are perfect for texting during previews (just don’t let the usher see).
Why did the popcorn go to the movies?
Because it heard the plot was popping.
How does popcorn propose to its significant other?
With a buttered-up promise ring.
What’s a popcorn’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a lot of pop and snap.
Why did the popcorn bring a flashlight to the party?
It didn’t want to miss any popping moments.
How does popcorn get around?
It just hops from pop to pop.
What did the popcorn say to the movie theater screen?
Stop buttering me up—I’m here for the action.
Why did the popcorn go to therapy?
It was feeling too corny and couldn’t pop out of it.
How does popcorn like to travel?
In a kernel cruiser.
What do you call a popcorn that won’t stop talking?
The pop-cast host.
What’s a popcorn’s favorite hobby?
Popping bubble wrap.
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Different Types of Corn
Corn isn’t just “corn on the cob.” There’s sweet corn (what you eat at barbecues), popcorn (what you eat at movies), dent corn (what cows eat), and flint, flour, and pod corn for the food nerds. Basically, corn is the overachiever of crops—always showing up in unexpected places, from cereal to soda.
And of course, in your group chat as a bad pun.
If you love food-based laughs, you’ll also want our pasta jokes and bread jokes—two other carbs that know how to deliver punchlines.
Corn Field Jokes
The cornfield: half nature walk, half dad-joke festival. If you’ve ever gotten lost in one, these one-liners will feel a little too real.
Why did the scarecrow start a band in the cornfield?
Because he had the perfect crowd—full of ears.
How do you tell the difference between a cornfield and a football field?
The football field has fewer field goals and more goals scored.
What do you call a cornfield with a sense of humor?
A real crop-top comedian.
Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder to the cornfield?
Because the stalks were outgrowing his jokes.
What did one corn stalk say to the other?
You’ve really grown on me.
How do you compliment a cornfield?
You’re growing tall and husky.
Why did the corn stalk bring a camera to the field?
It wanted to stalk its progress.
What did the corn say to the farmer?
I’m really all ears today.
Why did the corn stalk enter a talent show?
Because it had a-maize-ing dance moves.
How do corn stalks greet each other?
With a husky hug.
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Cornbread Jokes
Cornbread: the comfort food that sneaks onto every table. Soft, warm, and apparently just insecure enough to land in therapy jokes.
Why did the cornbread go to therapy?
It was feeling a bit crumby.
What did the cornbread say to the butter?
Spread yourself thin, but not too thin.
How does cornbread like to relax?
By loafing around.
Why did the cornbread break up with the biscuit?
Because it was feeling a little flat.
What’s cornbread’s favorite type of music?
Anything with soul food rhythm.
How do you make cornbread laugh?
You knead it with butter jokes.
What did the cornbread say when it won an award?
Looks like I’ve risen to the occasion.
How does cornbread greet its friends?
With a crumbly hey.
Why did the cornbread go to the bakery?
To rise above the doughs of yesterday.
What’s cornbread’s favorite type of movie?
Anything that keeps you on the edge of your crumbs.
👉 More baked humor lives in our butter jokes and cake jokes.
Corny Pick-Up Lines
Corn isn’t just funny—it’s flirty. Save these for DMs, dating apps, or that one person who actually thinks food puns are hot.
Are you a corn stalk?
Because my heart skips a beet when I see you.
Are you cornbread?
Because you complete my meal—warm and perfect.
Are you a kernel of corn?
Because you keep popping into my thoughts.
Is your name Maze?
Because I’m totally lost in your eyes.
Are you corn on the cob?
Because you’re looking hot and buttered.
Can I butter you up and take you out for dinner?
Because you’re a-maize-ing.
Do you have a name, or can I call you Sweetie like sweet corn?
Because you’re as sweet as a summer day.
Can I be the butter to your cornbread?
Let’s spread the love.
Are you a farmer?
Because you’ve harvested my heart.
Are you a cornucopia?
Because you’re overflowing with beauty.
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Informational: Nutritional Value of Corn
Corn isn’t just funny—it’s secretly healthy, too. It’s packed with fiber (good for digestion), antioxidants (good for your eyes), and vitamins like B6 and thiamin (good for pretending you know what thiamin is). Plus, magnesium keeps your muscles from cramping when you laugh too hard at these jokes.
So yes, corn can be part of a balanced diet—especially if that diet also includes laughing at bad puns.
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Corn Chip Jokes
Corn chips: the MVP of every snack table. Here’s a batch of jokes you can text while double-dipping into salsa (we won’t tell).
Why did the corn chip go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little too salty.
How do corn chips exercise?
With salsa squats.
Why did the corn chip bring a ladder?
To reach those nacho-high expectations.
What do you call a corn chip that can play guitar?
A nacho rock star.
Why did the corn chip go to the party?
To salsa its way through the night.
What did the corn chip say to the salsa?
Together, we’re the life of the party.
How do corn chips greet each other?
Let’s taco ’bout it.
Why did the corn chip go to the beach?
To catch some waves of flavor.
What do you call a corn chip that wins an award?
A nacho-ordinary superstar.
How do corn chips express their love?
With nacho-cheesy affection.
Corny Knock-Knock Jokes
Corn jokes work best when you don’t see them coming—just like a good knock-knock. Save these for text threads that need a little chaos.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Corn.
Corn who?
Corn you believe I’m telling these jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maize.
Maize who?
Maize well laugh at this joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kernel.
Kernel who?
Kernel you open the door, I’ve got puns.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Popcorn.
Popcorn who?
Popcorn around, I’m here to make you laugh.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Husk.
Husk who?
Husk if I can tell you a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter buckle up for this corny joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cob.
Cob who?
Cob-gratulations, you made it to the punchline.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stalk.
Stalk who?
Stalk-erazzi here to capture your laughter.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cornfield.
Cornfield who?
Cornfield be better with some popcorn to share.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pop.
Pop who?
Pop by for a popping good time.
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Cornstalk Jokes
Cornstalks are tall, proud, and surprisingly sassy. These jokes are perfect for anyone who secretly wishes they were seven feet tall and swaying in the wind.
What did the cornstalk say to the scarecrow?
I’m all ears… so spill the tea.
Why did the cornstalk go to the gym?
It wanted to get husky and buff.
How do you compliment a cornstalk?
You’re towering and a-maize-ing—keep reaching for the sky.
What’s a cornstalk’s favorite type of music?
Stalk and roll—it’s got a great beat.
Why did the cornstalk start a band?
Because it had ear-resistible rhythm.
How did the cornstalk become popular?
It knew how to stalk the right crowd on social media.
What did one cornstalk say to another?
I’m all ears, tell me everything.
How do you make a cornstalk laugh?
Tell it some husk-terical puns.
Why did the cornstalk bring a hat to the party?
To protect its ears from the noise.
What did the cornstalk say when it reached the sky?
Look at me—I’m ear-resistible up here.
Corny Riddles
Riddles hit different when they’re short, snappy, and easy to share in a group chat. Copy, paste, and watch the replies roll in.
I have ears but I can’t hear. What am I?
Corn.
What did the corn say to the butter?
You really know how to melt my heart.
What do you call a corn that can play music?
A pop star.
What do you get when you cross a cornstalk with a potato?
A maize-tato.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music?
Corn-try—it’s down-to-earth.
What did the corn say to the cob?
Together, we’re ear-resistible.
What do you call a corn that’s always on time?
A kernel of punctuality.
What did the corn say to the cornbread?
You’re muffin without me.
What do you call a corn that’s a good listener?
An ear-bud.
Why did the cornstalk go to school?
To become a-maize-ing at everything.
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Fun Facts About Corn
Corn is everywhere—from your summer BBQ to your TikTok feed. And yes, even corn dogs are ready for their comedy spotlight.
Why did the corn dog go to the comedy club?
It wanted to be the top dog at cracking jokes.
How did the corn dog become a social media influencer?
It knew how to ketchup with the latest trends.
What do you call a corn dog that can play guitar?
A stick-rock star.
Why did the corn dog bring a fan to the party?
It wanted to keep things cool.
What’s a corn dog’s favorite type of music?
Rock and roll.
How does a corn dog greet its friends?
With a stick-ceptational hello.
Why did the corn dog bring a flashlight to the park?
To lighten the mood.
What did the corn dog say to the french fries?
You’re the real MVP.
How do you make a corn dog laugh?
Tell it a stick-larious joke.
What did the corn dog say when it won an award?
I’m on a roll.
Corn Dog Jokes
Corn dogs and comedy? That’s fairground-level genius.
Why did the cornucopia go to the gym?
It wanted to stay horn-fit.
How does a cornucopia greet its friends?
With an abundant hello.
What did the cornucopia say to the fruits and veggies?
Let’s feast—we’re a team.
How do you make a cornucopia laugh?
Fill it with corny jokes.
Why did the cornucopia bring a spoon to the party?
It was ready to dish out fun.
What’s a cornucopia’s favorite type of music?
Harvest tunes.
How does a cornucopia celebrate its birthday?
With a horn-of-plenty bash.
What did the cornucopia say to the flowers?
You’re blooming beautiful.
Why did the cornucopia go on a diet?
It wanted to stay fruitfully healthy.
What did the cornucopia say to the pumpkin pie?
You’re the crust of the crop.
Cornucopia Jokes
Cornucopias are all about plenty—and these jokes will give you plenty to laugh at.
Why did the corn go to school?
It wanted to be the most a-maize-ing student.
What do you call a corn cob that’s good at math?
A kernel-culating genius.
Why did the corn stalk bring a ladder to the party?
It wanted to rise above the chatter.
What do you call a cornfield with no stalks?
A place with no ears.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music?
Crop hop—it’s always in season.
Why did the corn go to the bakery?
It wanted to rise to the occasion.
How does corn play pranks?
With kernel-y good jokes.
What’s a corn’s favorite dance?
The pop and lock.
Why did the cornstalk blush?
It was getting too many ear-compliments.
What do you call a corn cob with a great sense of humor?
A corn-tastic comedian.
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Corny One-Liners
Quick-fire jokes perfect for texts, captions, or when you only have 5 seconds to make someone laugh.
Why did the corn farmer bring a ladder to the field?
To reach those high-up ears of corn—and the stars.
What do you call a corn farmer who tells jokes?
A kernel of humor with a whole bushel of laughs.
How do you make a corn farmer laugh?
Plant a good punchline and watch it grow.
What did the corn farmer say when he saw a big harvest?
Now that’s a-maize-ing.
Why did the corn farmer start a band?
He wanted to harvest great tunes and plow through the charts.
How does a corn farmer greet his crops?
With a stalk and a wave.
What did the corn farmer say when he saw a healthy crop?
You’re ear-resistible.
Why did the corn farmer always win at poker?
He had a kernel of wisdom when it came to bluffing.
How do corn farmers celebrate a good harvest?
With a cornival full of fun and games.
Why did the corn farmer always have a smile on his face?
Because he knew he was ear-resistible to everyone.
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Corn Farm Jokes
From the fields straight to your funny bone—here’s humor that’s homegrown.
Why did the corn farmer bring a ladder to the field?
Because the crops were getting a little too ear-rogant.
What do you call a corn farmer who tells jokes?
A master of corned-y.
How do you make a corn farmer laugh?
Tell him a joke that really grows on him.
What did the corn farmer say when he saw a big harvest?
Shucks, this is a-maize-ing.
Why did the corn farmer start a band?
Because he wanted to hit some high notes while harvesting low ones.
How does a corn farmer greet his crops?
With a stalk and a wave—like old friends.
What did the corn farmer say when he saw a healthy crop?
You’re looking ear-resistibly good this season.
Why did the corn farmer always win at poker?
Because he knew how to handle his chips—and his kernels.
How do corn farmers celebrate a good harvest?
With a cornival full of food, fun, and games.
Why did the corn farmer always have a smile on his face?
Because even in the field, he was ear-resistible.
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