Need a midweek laugh to carry you into the weekend? Thursday jokes are the perfect way to keep spirits high and the week moving. Whether you’re after quick one-liners, clean humor for kids, or clever puns for adults, this collection has a little something for everyone. Let’s perk up your Thursday with a round of laughs!
Popular Thursday Jokes Categories
Here are some fan-favorite Thursday jokes that never miss:
Why did the scarecrow get promoted on Thursday?
Because he’s outstanding… at micromanaging the corn! 🌽
What did Thursday say to Friday?
You’re late again! Can’t you ever just show up on time?
How did the calendar ask Thursday out?
You, me, and a cozy weekend? Let’s make it a date!
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Clean Thursday Jokes
Perfect for kids, classrooms, or just anyone who enjoys lighthearted humor.
Why did the tomato turn red on Thursday?
It bumped into the ketchup bottle at lunch! 🍅
What kind of music do planets listen to on Thursday?
Nothing but their old-school space jams! 🎶🌍
Why did the math book cry on Thursday?
It was tired of all the exes it couldn’t solve!
Short Thursday Jokes
Quick jokes for when you only have a minute between emails or errands:
What has a heart but no organs and always comes after Wednesday?
Thursday—because it lives for the weekend!
Why did Thursday bring a ladder to the office party?
It heard there was a “raise” going around!
How do you make Thursday fly by faster?
Invite Friday over for coffee! ☕
One-Liner Thursday Jokes
Need something quick and clever to drop in a chat or on social media? These one-liners are perfect:
Why do scientists love Thursday?
Because it’s the “day-ta” they’ve been waiting for all week!
What did Thursday say to Saturday?
Stop stealing my vibe—I’m the real pre-weekend!
Why did Thursday break up with Friday?
It was tired of sharing the spotlight with the weekend.
Funny Knock-Knock Thursday Jokes
Classic knock-knock humor with a Thursday twist:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thursday.
Thursday who?
Thursday much closer to Friday than Monday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Thursdays, but Fridays are my jam! 🍇
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, the weekend’s almost here!
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Punny Thursday Jokes
Wordplay fans, these are for you:
Why did Thursday start a cooking class?
Because it wanted to be as well-seasoned as Friday night dinners!
What did Thursday wear to the gym?
Its “work-week warrior” t-shirt, of course! 💪
Why did the calendar skip the Thursday party?
It already had too many dates planned!
Dad Jokes for Thursday
Corny but lovable—just the way Thursday dad jokes should be:
What do you get when you cross Thursday with a thunderstorm?
Friday’s excuse for calling in sick!
Why did the golfer book a Thursday tee time?
Because by Friday, all the good slots are taken! ⛳
How does Thursday greet its friends?
Almost the weekend! Let’s survive together!
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Corny Thursday Jokes
Sometimes you just need a corny laugh to push through Thursday. Here are a few groan-worthy gems:
Why did the computer go to Thursday school?
To improve its “byte”-size knowledge! 💻
What do you call a Thursday full of sunshine?
A perfect excuse to schedule “outdoor meetings.” 🌞
Why did the calendar feel down on Thursday?
It was stuck in the midweek blues.
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Light-hearted Thursday Jokes
Thursdays often feel like the forgotten middle child of the week—but they’ve got their own charm. Here are a few jokes to brighten the day:
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Thursday?
Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾
What did Thursday say to Friday?
I’m so glad to see you again—it’s been a long week!
How did the calendar propose to Thursday?
Let’s make every day special, starting with Thursday. 💍
For more light humor to carry you through the week.
Thursday Jokes for Kids
Need something silly for school mornings, bedtime, or just to make kids laugh? These Thursday jokes are kid-approved:
What kind of music do planets listen to on Thursday?
Nep-tunes! 🎶
Why did the math book look sad on Thursday?
Because it had too many problems to solve. 📚
What has a heart but no organs and comes after Wednesday?
Thursday!
Why did Thursday bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard the drinks were on the house! 🍹
For even more fun, check out our huge list of jokes for kids.
Thursday Jokes for Adults
If Thursdays feel like a long stretch before Friday, these adult-friendly jokes will keep you going:
How do you make Thursday go faster?
Chase it with a Friday!
Why do scientists say Thursday is the smartest day of the week?
Because it’s the Thirst-day for knowledge. 🤓
What did Thursday say to the weekend?
I’m just a day away from being your favorite!
Why did Thursday break up with Friday?
Because it couldn’t handle the weekend drama.
Need more relatable laughs? Browse our adult jokes that are witty, fun, and perfect for sharing.
Interesting Facts About Thursdays
It’s not all jokes—Thursdays have a fascinating history and cultural meaning too:
- The word Thursday comes from the Old English Þunresdæg, meaning “day of thunder,” named after Thor, the Norse god of thunder. ⚡
- In astrology, Thursday is linked to Jupiter, the planet of growth, luck, and expansion. 🌌
- In Christianity, Maundy Thursday honors the Last Supper before the crucifixion. ✝️
- In Hinduism, Thursdays are dedicated to Lord Vishnu, one of the principal deities. 🙏
Thursday Jokes Tradition
Why not turn Thursday jokes into a weekly tradition? Share a few at work to lift team morale, swap jokes with family at dinner, or post your favorites online with #ThursdayJokes to spread the fun.
Personal Opinion
Thursdays can feel long and uneventful, but a good joke is the perfect midweek pick-me-up. Sharing a laugh—whether with colleagues, friends, or your kids—helps ease stress and strengthens connections. Humor makes ordinary Thursdays feel just a little more special.
Conclusion
Whether you’re into corny puns, knock-knock classics, or witty one-liners, Thursday jokes are a simple way to add laughter to the week. Share them at the office, text one to a friend, or use them as an icebreaker at home. Remember: a small joke can go a long way in turning a regular Thursday into something to look forward to.
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